WRENCH

red-hellion:

deathbeforedigital:

catsbeaversandducks:

8 Deadly Catsins

Illustrations by ©Marija Tiurina - Via Bored Panda

These are frickin awesome

Omg

Red orange yellow green
My mega quart sized tic tac rage pack fills my hand
As heavy as a pint of beer
And all things considered
With about as many calories I fear

Opening the TO SHARE flip top lid
I do anything but
As I pour the entire contents into my gaping maw
Unable to close said maw’s lips
Frozen until enough of the tiny mint candies melt away
Trying not to choke
People asking if I’m ok

At least enough to permit safe passage in public
Though still attracting stares
At my swollen chipmunk cheeks a mile wide
Bulging tightly against the treats inside

Each tiny pill shaped bit
Outlined on the skin of my face
Like little demon alien’s tits
Trying to poke through into the chill fall air

Breath: Fierce

Taste: Fruity

Red orange yellow green
My mega quart sized tic tac rage pack fills my hand
As heavy as a pint of beer
And all things considered
With about as many calories I fear

Opening the TO SHARE flip top lid
I do anything but
As I pour the entire contents into my gaping maw
Unable to close said maw’s lips
Frozen until enough of the tiny mint candies melt away
Trying not to choke
People asking if I’m ok

At least enough to permit safe passage in public
Though still attracting stares
At my swollen chipmunk cheeks a mile wide
Bulging tightly against the treats inside

Each tiny pill shaped bit
Outlined on the skin of my face
Like little demon alien’s tits
Trying to poke through into the chill fall air

Breath: Fierce

Taste: Fruity

I just scrolled WAY too deep down your post history. 

Liked too many things. 

I’m so sorry.

I just scrolled WAY too deep down your post history.

Liked too many things.

I’m so sorry.

sophisticatedmisery:

So unhappy/unsatisfied with life

Someone’s been reading my journal.

rptheme-helper:


So sometimes Microsoft Word is all you need to write but my thoughts tend to be a rambling mess so I need a piece of software which helps me organize my thoughts and writing. These are a few I’ve tried and tested and work well for me.

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rptheme-helper:

So sometimes Microsoft Word is all you need to write but my thoughts tend to be a rambling mess so I need a piece of software which helps me organize my thoughts and writing. These are a few I’ve tried and tested and work well for me.

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pietrosedda:

I LOVE WORKING JUST IN BLACK

pietrosedda:

I LOVE WORKING JUST IN BLACK

pietrosedda:

done at stefano prestileo tattoo shop BLUE PORT TATTOO

pietrosedda:

done at stefano prestileo tattoo shop BLUE PORT TATTOO

pietrosedda:

i really enjoy this bigblackwhale

Ohmygod. Gorgeous!

pietrosedda:

i really enjoy this bigblackwhale

Ohmygod. Gorgeous!

This is the me that is better than me
I know
Because he was created for consumption
Oh it’s not that I’m not him
Though now maybe that’s the assumption

It’s just that he’s a little better looking than me
Shot at just the right angle
In just the right light
Mostly by luck mind you
As that’s the most way that I’m often right

In the profile you’ll find the greatest hits
The peaks on the graph of progress
Some overachieving accomplishments
On a long and bullet pointed list

You’ll even see the places I’ve been, Oh!
All mapped out
Maybe with some dates of location
And I’ve been pretty fortunate
To live in places that some might vacation

What’s not on the list?
That list of accomplishments
Job history and positions
Education in institutions
The map of places to have been
Even that mission statement of sorts
Which simply shows off the aspirational hubris of my super ego?

The things that don’t make the list
Are the things I don’t want to think about
But are the things that stand to the fore
When I’m laying in bed and cannot sleep
Or driving a long trip with nothing to do
And most especially when I try to make myself not think of them
Those are the devils in detailed thought
Wil-o’-the-wisps that creep in through the cracks

Those are the things that really make me ME

And they aren’t written down anywhere at all

This is the me that is better than me
I know
Because he was created for consumption
Oh it’s not that I’m not him
Though now maybe that’s the assumption

It’s just that he’s a little better looking than me
Shot at just the right angle
In just the right light
Mostly by luck mind you
As that’s the most way that I’m often right

In the profile you’ll find the greatest hits
The peaks on the graph of progress
Some overachieving accomplishments
On a long and bullet pointed list

You’ll even see the places I’ve been, Oh!
All mapped out
Maybe with some dates of location
And I’ve been pretty fortunate
To live in places that some might vacation

What’s not on the list?
That list of accomplishments
Job history and positions
Education in institutions
The map of places to have been
Even that mission statement of sorts
Which simply shows off the aspirational hubris of my super ego?

The things that don’t make the list
Are the things I don’t want to think about
But are the things that stand to the fore
When I’m laying in bed and cannot sleep
Or driving a long trip with nothing to do
And most especially when I try to make myself not think of them
Those are the devils in detailed thought
Wil-o’-the-wisps that creep in through the cracks

Those are the things that really make me ME

And they aren’t written down anywhere at all

Out on the flightline, clouds coming, rain imminent. 

At least I have my hat.

Out on the flightline, clouds coming, rain imminent.

At least I have my hat.

brrrzum:

Went camping in St. Ignace this weekend and took this on our way back home.

Ok. I’m jealous.  This place is only two hours north of me, and I haven’t been in three years.

brrrzum:

Went camping in St. Ignace this weekend and took this on our way back home.

Ok. I’m jealous. This place is only two hours north of me, and I haven’t been in three years.

brrrzum:

Gotta love the UP, eh?

Yah, eh

brrrzum:

Gotta love the UP, eh?

Yah, eh

Oh baby!

Oh baby!

Take me to your Isle of Amusement
Where dreams can come true
My pen never runs out of ink
And horses never rendered to glue

Take me on a thrill ride
Rollercoasters, motorcycles, and flying things
Strap on the locomotion motivation
Approach the precipice and stretch those wings

Take me and dip me in polyurethane
So as to preserve the moment forever
Beneath a crunchy candy shell
I’ll withstand any kind of weather

Take me with you in your purse
So I can peer up at you through a small opening
Don’t worry about me getting bored in here
As I’ve found a long length of string

Take me or leave me as you please
In your hand or hanging in your closet
Without your touch upon my wires
I’m simply a limp marionette pet

Take me
Make me a real boy

Take me to your Isle of Amusement
Where dreams can come true
My pen never runs out of ink
And horses never rendered to glue

Take me on a thrill ride
Rollercoasters, motorcycles, and flying things
Strap on the locomotion motivation
Approach the precipice and stretch those wings

Take me and dip me in polyurethane
So as to preserve the moment forever
Beneath a crunchy candy shell
I’ll withstand any kind of weather

Take me with you in your purse
So I can peer up at you through a small opening
Don’t worry about me getting bored in here
As I’ve found a long length of string

Take me or leave me as you please
In your hand or hanging in your closet
Without your touch upon my wires
I’m simply a limp marionette pet

Take me
Make me a real boy

I’m trying to prove a point that there is a fan base for a solo Black Widow movie. Please reblog if you’d watch it.